Dad finally got his "O.K. Tested" label on his insanity claim.
I was awakening from my siesta when dad walked in and said "Guess what I bought today?"
"What?" I ask.
"A shower cabinet."
"Ho hum, one of those ones eh? How much did it cost?"
"*insert exorbitant amount of money here*, I'm too embarrased to specify"
I choke on my own spit for a moment. "What the...Is it made of gold or something?"
"No it's really nice, it's got a sauna, steam bath, zaccuzi, radio and even a telephone."
"A sauna, in summer, in Calcutta." I went back to sleep, hoping it was all a bad dream, but deep inside I understood why dad said he could not afford to send me to college...
There goes the excuse, "sorry he can't come to the phone right now, he's in the shower" because now there's a freakin phone in the shower!
I was awakening from my siesta when dad walked in and said "Guess what I bought today?"
"What?" I ask.
"A shower cabinet."
"Ho hum, one of those ones eh? How much did it cost?"
"*insert exorbitant amount of money here*, I'm too embarrased to specify"
I choke on my own spit for a moment. "What the...Is it made of gold or something?"
"No it's really nice, it's got a sauna, steam bath, zaccuzi, radio and even a telephone."
"A sauna, in summer, in Calcutta." I went back to sleep, hoping it was all a bad dream, but deep inside I understood why dad said he could not afford to send me to college...
There goes the excuse, "sorry he can't come to the phone right now, he's in the shower" because now there's a freakin phone in the shower!
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