I tried but I could not think of a more banal title.
This is a story, not just any story, but a story. Captain Homomorphism is there. So is Redfield, Sloth, and The Cow. Mass produced Schrodinger's Cats play special weapons. We're not entirely sure what they do, but it's pretty bad. Tamim is the retarded son of a retired triad kingpin. he has a feline fetish. The Bald Pragyan is his brother. He is bald. He wants to kill Tamim so he can take over the Triad Empire. His weapons of choice are exploding kittens. Coupled with a Schrodinger's Cat, the kittens explode, but miraculously survive to be reused. It is still in the testing phase but the manufacturer Clicheco claims it can be used nine times before it needs to be returned to the animal shelter. There is no intrigue so stupid people can read it. There are a few women with nice puns. It is a story told within a story to understand a story that is essential to the the story - take that Faulkner. There isn't a laugh track so you probably will not laugh as the jokes are too sophisticated. They may seem poor and corny - so stupid people can read it - but underneath that what is hidden lies a deeper, funnier, Woodehousian humor, several from the mouth of a nonchalant cigarette.
This is esstentially what I have at the moment. I was bored in Econometrics and didn't want to "write some emails"...
This is a story, not just any story, but a story. Captain Homomorphism is there. So is Redfield, Sloth, and The Cow. Mass produced Schrodinger's Cats play special weapons. We're not entirely sure what they do, but it's pretty bad. Tamim is the retarded son of a retired triad kingpin. he has a feline fetish. The Bald Pragyan is his brother. He is bald. He wants to kill Tamim so he can take over the Triad Empire. His weapons of choice are exploding kittens. Coupled with a Schrodinger's Cat, the kittens explode, but miraculously survive to be reused. It is still in the testing phase but the manufacturer Clicheco claims it can be used nine times before it needs to be returned to the animal shelter. There is no intrigue so stupid people can read it. There are a few women with nice puns. It is a story told within a story to understand a story that is essential to the the story - take that Faulkner. There isn't a laugh track so you probably will not laugh as the jokes are too sophisticated. They may seem poor and corny - so stupid people can read it - but underneath that what is hidden lies a deeper, funnier, Woodehousian humor, several from the mouth of a nonchalant cigarette.
This is esstentially what I have at the moment. I was bored in Econometrics and didn't want to "write some emails"...
hahaha...good one!
ReplyDeleteeconometrix class is not completely fruitless for you after all.
and i don't think writing emails in class is a good idea. that would be a bit too much! yi usually sits next to u anyway.
mahpninex - maha porn in econometrix
I like the women with nice puns. Mmm. Puns.
ReplyDeleteAre you in the US or the UK?
I'm back in the USA (doesn't quite work if it's not USSR does it?)
ReplyDeleteSo let me know if you're every coming to Boston. Doubt I'll ever visit upstate New York!
ReplyDeleteI was actually at Boston in mid October for a set of job interviews, but it was very touch and go so we couldn't hang out. Send me your number, next time I'm around, hopefully, armed with a job, I'll give you a call.
ReplyDeletehaha you mis-spelled Wodehousian =)
ReplyDeleteVasudeva and all... like Karn the pumper?
anyway, take another look.
Two "O"s are better than one.
ReplyDeletebbgaxaim: BB gun injuries
I had to comment, simply for the wv:
ReplyDeleteebaan: major authoritarian shutdown of the internet
Exploding kittens? I like. Will you be coming to Cal around December?
ReplyDeletecapqrk: an indiosyncratic piece of headgear.