Students are the Priority

(Fiduciary Disclaimer: This is a joke!)

I did an impromptu survey in my economics class about what they had to complain about their educational experience.  In my own perverse way I was trying to assess the way students prioritize their world and their learning environment.  I am listing these in the order they were suggested.  

1. No vending machines
2. The desks were too small
3. The wall colors were not soothing
4. The toilets did not have toilet paper (this is due to vandalism)
5. The toilet flushes rarely work
6. Alternative toilet paper (not sure what this means)
7. No dedicated pen store on campus (no wonder my students come to class without pens)
8. A 4G wi-fi system (not sure what this means either)
9. Food
10. No swimming pool
11. No movie theater
12. No smoking lounge
13. No hookah bar
14. No bar
15. No proper pool table in the students lounge (yes, we have a pool table in the student lounge, but apparently it's not proper)
16. No shooting range (so we want guns on campus?  Make up your minds)
17. No go-karting circuit
18. No cotton candy machine in the Gymkhana (KIS speak for tuck shop)
19. No polo grounds (no horses for that matter either, or did they not realize that?)
20. No golf course (yes, mountain top golf courses are all the rage these days)
21. No paintball course (more advocacy for guns on campus, strange)
22. Teachers (the note was "teachers who are both good and evil" - I wonder where that leaves me?)
23. No good concerts like Tiesto on campus
24. Better and more attractive notebooks
25. New textbooks (the present ones are almost a year old)
26. No Jacuzzi (for the SS Dept please!) 
27. A better Student Council (I suggested, perhaps better students as well)
28. Everything

I'm surprised no one mentioned that we don't have a Space Program idea... 

Bazinga!