SOCIALISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR.
COMMUNISM: YOU HAVE TWO, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND GIVES YOU THE MILK.
FASCISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SELLS YOU THE MILK.
NAZISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SHOOTS YOU.
CAPITALISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.
TRADE UNIONISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THEY TAKE BOTH, SHOOT ONE, MILK THE OTHER AND THROW THE MILK AWAY.
MORAL: DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH COWS THEY ONLY BRING TROUBLE.
COMMUNISM: YOU HAVE TWO, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND GIVES YOU THE MILK.
FASCISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SELLS YOU THE MILK.
NAZISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SHOOTS YOU.
CAPITALISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.
TRADE UNIONISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THEY TAKE BOTH, SHOOT ONE, MILK THE OTHER AND THROW THE MILK AWAY.
MORAL: DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH COWS THEY ONLY BRING TROUBLE.
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