Friar Mite D’Asia the Rurr
Frair D’Asia hails from the marshes of Klean-tun, although ancient tales hint of a youth spent in myriad lands. Apprenticed in the dark arts of Comsigh at Hymlton, he quickly rose to become an apostle of the High Church of Muk. D’Asia revels in the excretion of information and always carries with him a nameless tome of apocryphal knowledge. He also has the distinction of being the only one to tame one of the Akura beasts of Nippon and together perfect the ways of Speidlimit. In his time at Hamilton, he developed a life long hatred for the barbaric Cake and swore to destroy all their kin with his powerful Majik of Youman. We wish him good luck on his quest.
[With sincere apologies to Y'Jinn the Scribe.]
That is the most enigmatic intro I've ever read.
ReplyDeleteWelcome aboard, counseling partner.
Who did you guys counsel?
ReplyDeleteUh...is this Arbythea inspired? I can't even understand it. I imagine there are in-jokes involved.
ReplyDeletepsqacb: "P.S.: Quack!" wrote the duck.
Speaking of counseling. We need to get started on that.
ReplyDeleteHe's an Indian who travelled the world as a kid, has a scribbling pad in his shirt pocket, uses only Japanese electronic equipment, drives under the speed limit, and doesn't like cake. He's the only example of CakeHater alive in captivity.
ReplyDeleteRight?
John 3:16, that was a brilliant WV! hahaha....
You don't like Cake? For a moment I though this was an Arbythea revival..
ReplyDeletekzehfsaq: a gentle breeze in a bag
Whoa! our very own Dr. Desai has decided to join our small group. Welcome Welcome!
ReplyDeleteI am already excited about your first blog. It'd better be original.